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I believe I am in shock.

2009-09-27T21:52:00.000-05:00

If I could imagine what someone in shock feels like. Someone that has just witnessed a horrifying event and cannot snap out of the mental state known as shock, I believe, would feel like I feel now.

I just witnessed something truly shocking. I cannot explain why it was so bad. No words can express it. And perhaps the fact that it cannot be explained why it is so bad is what makes it such a perfect marketing ploy. The only way I can get you to experience what I am now feeling is to tell you to do the same. However do not pay for it. Don't even rent it. Pirate it. Download, watch, and then delete the movie Jennifer's Body. I just paid to see this movie and feel that I was robbed. I genuinely want my money and my time back. It was bad on a level I have never experienced before. It equates to torture. The military needs a copy of this movie. Truly awestruck at the level in which this movie has managed to destroy my will. My will to do anything.

In my country...

2009-09-22T17:23:00.002-05:00

I've been saying it for years. How things should work. How things would run more smoothly. And I've been saying "In my country..." for about as long. Time to put the ideas out there. So watch for these posts as it'll be my opinions on how things should be run.

Bringing it back...

2009-09-21T23:16:00.001-05:00

Well the Pirate Bay blog never became stable and now Pirate Bay may be on its way out. So I'm bringing this little bastard back.

THIS BLOG HAS MOVED.

2008-05-16T16:49:00.004-05:00

IN THE INTEREST OF NET NEUTRALITY AND FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION (NOT THAT GOOGLE HAS EVER CENSORED ME) THIS BLOG HAS MOVED TO THE BLOG SITE HOSTED BY www.thepiratebay.org.

IT CAN NOW BE FOUND AT personalspaceinvader.baywords.com

I HOPE YOU'LL FOLLOW ME THERE AS I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEW THINGS IN STORE.

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Shit

2008-04-14T10:31:00.005-05:00

I wrote the note and took the photo below (and the one after the jump) on Friday before I left work.

I figured I'd be nice to the other males in my office building and leave a little note so that they are aware. Common sense would dictate that the cleaning crew that comes in over the weekend would see the note and do something about it. Well I just entered the bathroom a couple of moments ago, only to find my note is still there and still pointing to the shit on the door handle.

Return of the El Diablo Diablo

2008-04-11T11:52:00.003-05:00

Some of you (yeah right, no one reads this damn thing) might remember an old post about a Lamborghini Diablo that had been ruined with some crappy vinyl. Well technically you can remove the vinyl so it isn't really ruined, but you get the idea. I called it the "El Diablo Diablo".

Well a couple of weeks back at a Harley dealership (post on the motorcycle show to come) I was walking across the parking lot when I saw it again, followed by a C4 Vette with a crappy color changing paint job.

Found this in a parking lot near work: WANT

2008-03-27T10:22:00.003-05:00

Well I don't want it in this condition. But I saw it and just imagined it pristine (and without the cloth top), low and purring with a nice big cube Hemi under the hood. I like the front end most. There were only two years for this style 73 and 74. The tail lights in the bumper have to go though. More pics after the jump and some scans of the brochures from back in the day with a special edition that I like. It's a Plymouth Satellite by the way.

A brochure scan from the 73 model.

And the Sundance Edition. I like the stripe along the side leading to the roof and the interior is not that bad (of course I like retro plaid) but the vinyl near the hood has to go.

Real Smart...

2008-03-25T16:28:00.004-05:00

I knew these were coming to the US and this is the second one I've seen around town. Little guy is surprisingly affordable starting at about $12k for a basic "Pure" model and about $15k for the "Passion" model which has just about every option you'd want short of the 6 disc CD changer and leather seats. This one is a Passion Convertible.

Found for sale in a thrift store

2008-03-25T16:25:00.003-05:00

I love thrift stores/goodwill stores. You find all kinds of cool old shit in them and it's a pretty good source for random vintage t-shirts. Well sometimes you find art...

and here is one piece of such art. I almost bought it.

Nananananananana (supposed to sound like Batman theme song)

2008-03-25T16:22:00.001-05:00

Batwoman!!!

Was running errands...

2008-03-25T16:18:00.003-05:00

...while at work and heading North on 75 when all of a sudden traffic comes to a standstill. And wouldn't you know it, sitting there right in the middle lane is half a four door Honda Civic.

MMMMMmmmmmmm.... Donuts.......

2008-03-25T16:16:00.001-05:00

Holy crap there's a Lamborghini!

The bus

2008-03-25T11:43:00.001-05:00

The owner had a remote control on the horn (which was an air powered train horn) so that when people stuck their head inside he'd blare it. Hilarious.

All the rest at the impromptu car show

2008-03-25T11:25:00.002-05:00

Twin Turbo Vette. Not a fan of Vettes but I love engines and turbochargers even more so.

A 60's vintage Dodge Phoenix.

Mmmmm... Wagon.

Not a Camaro fan either, but I like forced induction.

Lots of rubber.

I hear his dream is to work on a Ferrari.

Turbocharged Delorean complete with Back to the Future memorabilia.

Not a Chevy fan (in case you don't know by now I like imports and Mopar) but I respect hard work and craftsmanship and this car was just plain clean.

Jeepster.

The only bike of the show was parked on the grass on your way out.

Found in the parking lot.

Despite the fact that convertibles don't equal performance it happens to be a love of mine.

One of a few imports at the show. Others were a Mazdaspeed 3 and a few Civics that think 20's and a crappy paint job equal show car.

I present the... FRANKENFORD

2008-03-25T11:13:00.003-05:00

While I am not a Ford fan, I do enjoy customs and this one is a custom if you've ever seen one.

It's a 52 Ford Truck with a custom made chassis, a Corvette rear end, air bag suspension, engine and tranny from a 78 Cadillac mounted midship, with a paint job from mother nature.

Chargers and Challengers

2008-03-25T10:52:00.003-05:00

Huh?

2008-03-13T13:29:00.003-05:00

Seen on the way home one day...

Christopher Walken

2008-03-13T13:10:00.002-05:00

I have had this page YTMND - Christopher Walken stares into your soul... and pierces it up on my screen for quite a while now. If you're using Firefox (if you aren't you should be) hide all your toolbars (including your navigation toolbar), turn up your speakers, press F11 and sit back and stare at Mr.Walken.

I love Christopher Walken, he is very high if not at the top of my list of favorite people (that I don't know).

Golden Rules

2008-03-06T11:09:00.002-06:00

In every religion there is a "Golden Rule" which pretty much sums up the way you should treat others. Below are the golden rules for the major religions; followed by the Atheist golden rule.

I love this car

2008-03-04T13:41:00.001-06:00

The potential to easily make 1000+whp is too much to resist.

I like the color combo

2008-03-04T13:40:00.001-06:00

The vinyl on the side has to go though.

Please refrain from smoking near the ashtray

2008-03-04T13:39:00.000-06:00

Idiots.

Even Google says there is no god

2008-03-03T13:49:00.000-06:00

Buttpaste

2008-03-02T13:40:00.000-06:00

I've been told that this stuff has been around for decades. I just think it's funny.

Lick my balzac

2008-03-01T13:34:00.000-06:00

Great toy I'm sure.

Best Fred Flintstone Impression Ever

2008-02-29T13:32:00.000-06:00

Outside a Sack-n-Save

Wake up your water

2008-02-27T13:30:00.000-06:00

Yes, even your water, with just one tube, can be turned directly into piss.

I sure as hell know that if my bottled water turned to piss I'd wake up in a hurry.

Flip my switch baby!

2008-02-25T13:27:00.000-06:00

Saw it in a catalog about a year ago, just came across the photo again...

Junker

2008-02-23T13:25:00.000-06:00

This car would have made a bad ass ride. Found it on some land by my brother's house some time ago. It has since been removed and probably crushed, idiots.

It is a 1952 Kaiser-Frazer Henry J Vagabond, sexy.

How to ruin a Lamborghini

2008-02-21T13:21:00.001-06:00

Found this outside a mexican restaurant long ago. Someone took the name Diablo a little too literal. This is what happens when idiots get money. I shall call it the "El Diablo Diablo"/

Who wants to see mah rocketship?

2008-02-19T15:38:00.002-06:00

It's okay that you're jealous...

Wylie Texas has little to offer

2008-02-19T15:24:00.004-06:00

Short of these two beauties sitting outside a body shop. Oh and that Kaiser Frazier Henry J Vagabond I posted about earlier.

One Dodge Challenger R/T 440 Six Pack and One Plymouth Sport Fury 440 Commando V8 - pure sex.

No idea what it is...

2008-02-19T15:19:00.004-06:00

Spotted it outside Barnes and Noble a week ago. Appears to be a kit car. Roofline makes it look very Chrysler-esque or perhaps a Mercury Cougar. Maybe a Caddy.

Anyone know what it is?

UPDATE: Apparently it is an Excalibur. Thanks Alan.

There is no way I am the only one that sees this.

2008-02-12T15:05:00.000-06:00

The DFW Metroplex highway system

Now if you take away all the names spread throughout, I know that I am not the only person that realizes that the DFW Highway system had to have been designed by someone that really, really, needed to compensate.

You are welcome. For those of you that live in this town, you are probably going to end up like me in the manner of every time you see the traffic report you are going to see a giant cock.

Yeah, I know you fuckers are jealous

2008-02-12T14:59:00.000-06:00

Portal shirt and Orange Box Soundtrack

Yes, you are allowed to be jealous of me now.

Front

Back

Sleeves

Scientologists are even worse than Christians...

2008-02-07T17:26:00.001-06:00

...hard to believe I know, but it's true.

Autocunnilingus

2008-02-07T17:25:00.001-06:00

Yes kitty, please perform oral sex on yourself...

R34 Skyline

2008-02-07T17:20:00.000-06:00

Spotted near my work just a few days ago.

Is a 100% real, right hand drive, R34 Nissan Skyline. Now it was just a GT so that means no all wheel drive, but still not bad. The driver refused to pull into a parking lot (hell he refused to roll down his window) so I could get better pictures. He was driving like a prick and couldn't stay in his own lane anyway.

Death Proof Hearse

2008-02-07T17:17:00.001-06:00

Seen on my way to a friend's house...

It had a few blemishes in the airbrushing, but still not bad. The owner also has a Geo (of unknown model) that is being completely done in a Freddy Krueger theme.

Art

2008-02-07T17:15:00.000-06:00

Called "Krylon and Sharpie" made by my friend Jan (pronounce "yawn")

Imagine - Numbers Eleven through Nineteen

2008-02-07T17:05:00.000-06:00

Various stickers placed in various places across various states...

The Trip

2008-02-07T16:20:00.000-06:00

Yes, I have been back from the trip for almost two weeks now, no I don't give a fuck.

The trip was pretty standard fare until I got near the end, but here are the bullet points.

For the route I took click below...
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=&saddr=Dallas,+TX&daddr=39.842286,-104.897461+to:smf&mra=dpe&mrcr=0&mrsp=1&sz=5&via=1&sll=36.279707,-105.864258&sspn=16.231485,29.882813&ie=UTF8&z=5&om=0

Oklahoma is a pointless boring state. Pretty much end of story here.

Kansas is the same way, but based on the fact that I don't particularly hate Kansas for any specific reason it does get to slot above Oklahoma.

I traveled into Colorado as far as Denver and I can state that the part of Denver I was in had some road construction and that attributed itself to confusing roads. However once in an area that was not under construction I can officially state that the road system there is fucked up.

From Denver I went into Wyoming, a pointless, 8000 feet above sea level, state that I spun out in twice while doing 10-15mph because of ice and 60mpg cross winds.

Utah is full of Mormon Witches. Sucks. I actually heard a radio commercial about the New World Order and how "America as we know it must die" in order for the New World Order to be successful. And was informed that the only presidential candidate that is not part of this "America as we know it must die" so that we can have one world government is Ron Paul. Good for you buddy, too bad America is blind and you'll never be president.
However Utah does have the Bonneville Salt Flats that I nearly busted a nut as I stood there where many have before in their efforts to go as fast as possible.

Nevada is, well Nevada. Home of legal whores and gambling, how they ended up right next to the Mormon witches I'll never know. Stayed my final night in Reno, lost $40 at blackjack table and went to sleep. Woke up the next morning to a foot of snow on the ground; great. As I get on the highway I am informed that tire chains (or all wheel drive and snow tires, which I didn't have) were required. So I find a company that puts them on, pay them to do so, and am on my way. Three hours and fifty miles later I hear the sound of said tire chains coming off the tire. I pull to the side of the road, apply the brakes, when the brake pedal goes directly to the floor. I knew immediately that the tire chains had ripped out my brake line. I coast to a stop, get out to confirm my suspicions, and call a tow truck. Get the truck towed to a dealership, I get dropped off at the airport after calling to change my flight, and am home by about 1am.

Pictures below...

Bonneville International Speedway.

Best Food I had the entire trip.

One of the hotels I stayed in.

New licorice, wasn't bad, very floral tasting.

Big weiner.

I have to get me one of these coin operated popcorn machines.

Oh how I wish we had E85 at the pump here.

Feel free to giggle.

Top Fifty Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms

2008-02-01T10:15:00.000-06:00

**Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

**Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole

**Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry

**Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.

**There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings

"Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." - God

**God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?

**He's Dead.
It's Been 2,000 years.
He's Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already!

All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. -Edgar Allen Poe.

Viva La Evolución!

Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season

I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist

Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.

**People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs.

**Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.

Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK

God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus

**God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.

**When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!

**Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.

You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing

I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.

Science: It Works, Bitches.

**"Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

I Found God Between The Sheets

I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent

My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten

**If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia

ALL Americans Are African Americans

I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

**I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God

The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?

JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself

How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?

**Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.

Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex

I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.

**WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.

The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children

**Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War

**Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?

When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. -Frank Sinatra

No Gods. No Mullets.

**My favorites from this list are starred.

Imagine - Almost a Dozen Minus One

2008-01-26T11:13:00.000-06:00

At a gas station in Kansas.

Various things on the trip...

2008-01-26T11:10:00.000-06:00

Took several photos but don't have time to get them all together as I have to check out of this hotel soon, but for now here is some delicious popcorn, a sign that calls coke "pop" (silly yankees) and the menu to "Montana Mikes" if you ever have the chance to eat there, don't.

Imagine - Nein!

2008-01-26T11:04:00.000-06:00

New sticker this time placed in Hutchinson, Kansas, placed on a newspaper machine.

Thank you Microsoft updated

2008-01-25T09:18:00.000-06:00

Got to love error messages on the TV channels in your hotel room...

*Update* I so just noticed his name is Mamary...

Error says:

"An unhandled exception has occurred in your application. If you click, Continue, the application will ignore this error and attempt to continue. If you click, Quit, the application will be shut down immediately.

The process cannot access the file "c:\cablemat\playback\frames\429E2_3.jpg" because it is being used by another process."

Imagine - Eighth Time's a Charm

2008-01-25T09:11:00.000-06:00

In a hotel in Oklahoma City. I am pretty sure you can figure out exactly why I placed it here...

Went to Office Depot today

2008-01-24T17:18:00.000-06:00

Had to pick up some things for work. I just happen to go down the printer aisle when I pass a photo printer with this photo sitting in the output bin...

I checked the memory on the printer, it wasn't saved there, so someone had to have taken the effort to bring a thumb drive (or SD card etc) to have this photo printed for free while it looked like they were browsing. Interesting.

Best Light Switch Cover Ever

2008-01-24T17:16:00.000-06:00

Hello kids! Who wants to turn Jesus on?!?!?!?!

Friggin' catholic pedophiles...

Imagine - The Series

2008-01-23T13:03:00.000-06:00

I have posted all images from my "Imagine" series as they have been sitting in the "draft" box long enough. I will be going on a trip to California this weekend, going through Wichita, Denver, Salt Lake and Reno on my way to Sacramento, and plan on posting several more. Some will be a revised new design that I have in mind as well.

It's time to spread the word of atheism across the nation and into Mormon territory.

Imagine - Seven

2008-01-23T12:35:00.000-06:00

This one is placed in a little country hick town at one of three gas stations in the entire town. Probably highly religious, so hopefully it'll piss someone off.

Imagine - same number of sides on a hexagon

2008-01-23T12:30:00.000-06:00

I'm betting you can figure out where this one is pretty easily.

Imagine - Six Minus One Equals FIVE

2008-01-23T12:25:00.000-06:00

On the credit brochure box at a QuikTrip.

Imagine - Quattro

2008-01-23T12:20:00.000-06:00

On the inside of the trash can chute at McDonalds.

Imagine - Three

2008-01-23T12:15:00.000-06:00

On the back of a handicap parking sign (I know, great spot huh?) in Grand Prairie at one of if not the best burger place in all of DFW. Thankfully they have more than just this one location so I don't have to drive all the way out there to get to it.

The sticker is a little crooked and hanging off a bit so this one may have been lost by now.

Imagine - Number Two

2008-01-23T12:10:00.000-06:00

At a RaceTrac gas station obviously.

Imagine - Round The First

2008-01-23T12:05:00.000-06:00

Sadly since this particular sticker has been placed the payphone has been removed.

Assholes.

Imagine stickers

2008-01-23T12:00:00.000-06:00

To start of my canvassing stickers must be made.

To give a little background, about myself and the stickers, I am a devout Atheist. I always will be. Religion simply does not make sense, especially Christianity. If you'd like to open a discussion about this with me I will gladly accept, just don't expect any changes on my part.

I believe everyone is an Atheist, I just happen to believe in one less god than most. Once they come to a rational conclusion of why they don't believe in all the other possible gods they will realize why I don't believe in theirs.

This photo is titled "Faith"

2008-01-18T08:38:00.000-06:00

I however think it should be titled "Lack of Faith".

The photographer that posted this image, Kim Slonaker, has received several praises for it, it's content and how it captures faith.

Hate to break it to you Kim and all of those that admire the work; the church in the photo is abandoned. So it is a lack of faith that has been captured.

Science vs. Religion

2008-01-16T18:56:00.000-06:00

Why are African Americans needed?

2008-01-15T18:37:00.000-06:00

Just a little card that I found sitting on the screen of a job kiosk at the college I am attending.

I know damn well...

2008-01-15T18:24:00.000-06:00

...that I am not the only one seeing the irony in this.

Fucking Sweet

2008-01-15T16:49:00.001-06:00

I can make my hands fart.

Just found out.

And not in the normal "push them together" way...

Just need one hand.

FUCKING SWEET!

I like cars

2008-01-14T19:11:00.000-06:00

Well, if you know me at all you know that I love cars. I love engines, suspensions, and well just about anything involving engineering.

If you are someone that knows me then you know that I don't just obsess about automobiles. I understand them, I can bore you with the formulas and math involved concerning horsepower, torque, combustion pressures, camber, toe, spring rates, damper settings, limits of adhesion, on and on. So needless to say you will find many posts here referring to automobiles and my love for them. Most of the time it will probably be just pictures I have taken of sightings. Below is one such sighting and this lady was even kind enough to wave.

Sad to say

2008-01-14T19:04:00.000-06:00

I remember when this was a welcome sight...

MmmMmmMmm... Dirty Sanchez

2008-01-14T13:02:00.000-06:00

Classy...

Barracuda - Seen today on the way home

2008-01-11T17:37:00.000-06:00

I am a huge car guy (to say the least) and when it comes to domestics I am a Mopar Man.

Saw this beauty on the way home, big drag tires out back, sitting in a spot reserved for those that choose valet parking. For a moment, I was envious of that valet.

Banya

2008-01-11T14:19:00.000-06:00

Had never heard of a Banya until today...

Not sure if I would want to be at any spa with my family, let alone eat at the same place after I have seen them in their various states of nakedness while at the spa....

Especially since my Uncle and Aunt are nudists.

Things that make you go buuhhhhhhh [shudder]

Voss

2008-01-11T14:14:00.000-06:00

Fancy water. Not really, they just want you to think that.

Picked it up during my lunch break for a buck eighty nine at 7-11. Says: "Naturally pure water, free of sodium, low in minerals, and incomparable in taste." on the label. The nutritional guide says it has sodium so someone's lying. Cap states "Artesian water from Norway"

Still tastes like water. Nothing more, nothing extraordinary.

Has an unusual bottle, is half a liter, and has a big cap covering the big opening.

Also, this particular bottle is a year old. It has a production and expiration date on it. Was produced 1-10-2007 and expires two years from that date.

The Hankerchief Code

2008-01-10T16:52:00.001-06:00

Two pages of a scanned brochure from “Image Leather,” a now-defunct leather daddy shop in San Francisco, describing what the wearing of certain colored handkerchiefs indicates when out cruising for sex. It’s amusing to think of thousands of men milling around the darkened parks of San Francisco, squinting to distinguish if the bit of cloth sticking out of a liaison’s pocket was leopard print, signifying a love for tattoos, or magenta, signifying that he’s an “armpit freak.”

Todays fortune

2008-01-10T12:57:00.001-06:00

Chinese for lunch, got this...

Not only do they kick you when you're down, they flip you off too.

Old Halloween Photos

2008-01-10T10:13:00.001-06:00

The first photo below was my Halloween costume from a couple of years back (no don't steal it you uncreative prick), the second and third photos are of a friend of mine that went as my son (Jesus). It wasn't planned that way, neither of us knew the other was dressing up for the show (local bands), just worked out that way.

Hack a Diebold

2008-01-10T08:28:00.001-06:00

This election day be sure to hack your Diebold machine. After all, if the government is going to rig our elections we should at least try to fight it a little.

What to doo

2008-01-09T16:29:00.000-06:00

All Hail!

2008-01-09T16:09:00.000-06:00

the great garbage truck

First post... VOTE RON PAUL

2008-01-09T10:56:00.001-06:00

That was easy enough. Vote

www.ronpaul2008.com