Monday, March 3, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Scientologists are even worse than Christians...
...hard to believe I know, but it's true.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Top Fifty Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms
- **Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
- **Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
- **Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
- **Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
- **There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
- "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." - God
- **God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
- If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
- **He's Dead.
It's Been 2,000 years.
He's Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already!
- All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. -Edgar Allen Poe.
- Viva La Evolución!
- Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
- I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
- Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
- **People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs.
- **Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
- Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
- GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
- Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
- God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
- **God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
- **When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
- **Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
- You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
- I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
- Science: It Works, Bitches.
- **"Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
- I Found God Between The Sheets
- I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
- My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
- Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
- **If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
- Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
- ALL Americans Are African Americans
- I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
- **I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
- The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
- If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?
- JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself
- How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
- **Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
- Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
- I Went to Public School in
- **WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
- The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
- **Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
- **Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
- God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
- When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. -Frank Sinatra
- No Gods. No Mullets.
**My favorites from this list are starred.
More after the jumpSaturday, January 26, 2008
Imagine - Nein!
New sticker this time placed in Hutchinson, Kansas, placed on a newspaper machine.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Imagine - Eighth Time's a Charm
In a hotel in Oklahoma City. I am pretty sure you can figure out exactly why I placed it here...
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Best Light Switch Cover Ever
Hello kids! Who wants to turn Jesus on?!?!?!?!
Friggin' catholic pedophiles...
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Imagine - The Series
I have posted all images from my "Imagine" series as they have been sitting in the "draft" box long enough. I will be going on a trip to California this weekend, going through Wichita, Denver, Salt Lake and Reno on my way to Sacramento, and plan on posting several more. Some will be a revised new design that I have in mind as well.
It's time to spread the word of atheism across the nation and into Mormon territory.
More after the jump
Imagine - same number of sides on a hexagon
I'm betting you can figure out where this one is pretty easily.
Imagine - Three
On the back of a handicap parking sign (I know, great spot huh?) in Grand Prairie at one of if not the best burger place in all of DFW. Thankfully they have more than just this one location so I don't have to drive all the way out there to get to it.
The sticker is a little crooked and hanging off a bit so this one may have been lost by now.
Imagine - Round The First
Sadly since this particular sticker has been placed the payphone has been removed.
Assholes.
