Wake up your water

Yes, even your water, with just one tube, can be turned directly into piss.

I sure as hell know that if my bottled water turned to piss I'd wake up in a hurry.

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Voss

Fancy water. Not really, they just want you to think that.

Picked it up during my lunch break for a buck eighty nine at 7-11. Says: "Naturally pure water, free of sodium, low in minerals, and incomparable in taste." on the label. The nutritional guide says it has sodium so someone's lying. Cap states "Artesian water from Norway"

Still tastes like water. Nothing more, nothing extraordinary.

Has an unusual bottle, is half a liter, and has a big cap covering the big opening.

Also, this particular bottle is a year old. It has a production and expiration date on it. Was produced 1-10-2007 and expires two years from that date.

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