Saturday, January 26, 2008

Imagine - Almost a Dozen Minus One

At a gas station in Kansas.

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Various things on the trip...

Took several photos but don't have time to get them all together as I have to check out of this hotel soon, but for now here is some delicious popcorn, a sign that calls coke "pop" (silly yankees) and the menu to "Montana Mikes" if you ever have the chance to eat there, don't.

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Imagine - Nein!

New sticker this time placed in Hutchinson, Kansas, placed on a newspaper machine.

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Thank you Microsoft *updated*

Got to love error messages on the TV channels in your hotel room...

*Update* I so just noticed his name is Mamary...

Error says:

"An unhandled exception has occurred in your application. If you click, Continue, the application will ignore this error and attempt to continue. If you click, Quit, the application will be shut down immediately.

The process cannot access the file "c:\cablemat\playback\frames\429E2_3.jpg" because it is being used by another process."

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Imagine - Eighth Time's a Charm

In a hotel in Oklahoma City. I am pretty sure you can figure out exactly why I placed it here...


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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Went to Office Depot today

Had to pick up some things for work. I just happen to go down the printer aisle when I pass a photo printer with this photo sitting in the output bin...

I checked the memory on the printer, it wasn't saved there, so someone had to have taken the effort to bring a thumb drive (or SD card etc) to have this photo printed for free while it looked like they were browsing. Interesting.

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Best Light Switch Cover Ever

Hello kids! Who wants to turn Jesus on?!?!?!?!

Friggin' catholic pedophiles...


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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Imagine - The Series

I have posted all images from my "Imagine" series as they have been sitting in the "draft" box long enough. I will be going on a trip to California this weekend, going through Wichita, Denver, Salt Lake and Reno on my way to Sacramento, and plan on posting several more. Some will be a revised new design that I have in mind as well.

It's time to spread the word of atheism across the nation and into Mormon territory. More after the jump

Imagine - Seven

This one is placed in a little country hick town at one of three gas stations in the entire town. Probably highly religious, so hopefully it'll piss someone off.


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Imagine - same number of sides on a hexagon

I'm betting you can figure out where this one is pretty easily.

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Imagine - Six Minus One Equals FIVE

On the credit brochure box at a QuikTrip.

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Imagine - Quattro

On the inside of the trash can chute at McDonalds.

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Imagine - Three

On the back of a handicap parking sign (I know, great spot huh?) in Grand Prairie at one of if not the best burger place in all of DFW. Thankfully they have more than just this one location so I don't have to drive all the way out there to get to it.

The sticker is a little crooked and hanging off a bit so this one may have been lost by now.

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Imagine - Number Two

At a RaceTrac gas station obviously.

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Imagine - Round The First

Sadly since this particular sticker has been placed the payphone has been removed.

Assholes.

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Imagine stickers

To start of my canvassing stickers must be made.

To give a little background, about myself and the stickers, I am a devout Atheist. I always will be. Religion simply does not make sense, especially Christianity. If you'd like to open a discussion about this with me I will gladly accept, just don't expect any changes on my part.

I believe everyone is an Atheist, I just happen to believe in one less god than most. Once they come to a rational conclusion of why they don't believe in all the other possible gods they will realize why I don't believe in theirs.





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Friday, January 18, 2008

This photo is titled "Faith"

I however think it should be titled "Lack of Faith".

The photographer that posted this image, Kim Slonaker, has received several praises for it, it's content and how it captures faith.

Hate to break it to you Kim and all of those that admire the work; the church in the photo is abandoned. So it is a lack of faith that has been captured.


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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Why are African Americans needed?

Just a little card that I found sitting on the screen of a job kiosk at the college I am attending.

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I know damn well...

...that I am not the only one seeing the irony in this.

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Fucking Sweet

I can make my hands fart.

Just found out.

And not in the normal "push them together" way...

Just need one hand.

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Monday, January 14, 2008

I like cars

Well, if you know me at all you know that I love cars. I love engines, suspensions, and well just about anything involving engineering.

If you are someone that knows me then you know that I don't just obsess about automobiles. I understand them, I can bore you with the formulas and math involved concerning horsepower, torque, combustion pressures, camber, toe, spring rates, damper settings, limits of adhesion, on and on. So needless to say you will find many posts here referring to automobiles and my love for them. Most of the time it will probably be just pictures I have taken of sightings. Below is one such sighting and this lady was even kind enough to wave.

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Sad to say

I remember when this was a welcome sight...

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MmmMmmMmm... Dirty Sanchez

Classy...

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Barracuda - Seen today on the way home

I am a huge car guy (to say the least) and when it comes to domestics I am a Mopar Man.

Saw this beauty on the way home, big drag tires out back, sitting in a spot reserved for those that choose valet parking. For a moment, I was envious of that valet.


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Banya

Had never heard of a Banya until today...

Not sure if I would want to be at any spa with my family, let alone eat at the same place after I have seen them in their various states of nakedness while at the spa....

Especially since my Uncle and Aunt are nudists.

Things that make you go buuhhhhhhh [shudder]

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Voss

Fancy water. Not really, they just want you to think that.

Picked it up during my lunch break for a buck eighty nine at 7-11. Says: "Naturally pure water, free of sodium, low in minerals, and incomparable in taste." on the label. The nutritional guide says it has sodium so someone's lying. Cap states "Artesian water from Norway"

Still tastes like water. Nothing more, nothing extraordinary.

Has an unusual bottle, is half a liter, and has a big cap covering the big opening.

Also, this particular bottle is a year old. It has a production and expiration date on it. Was produced 1-10-2007 and expires two years from that date.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Hankerchief Code

Two pages of a scanned brochure from “Image Leather,” a now-defunct leather daddy shop in San Francisco, describing what the wearing of certain colored handkerchiefs indicates when out cruising for sex. It’s amusing to think of thousands of men milling around the darkened parks of San Francisco, squinting to distinguish if the bit of cloth sticking out of a liaison’s pocket was leopard print, signifying a love for tattoos, or magenta, signifying that he’s an “armpit freak.”

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Todays fortune

Chinese for lunch, got this...

Not only do they kick you when you're down, they flip you off too.

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Old Halloween Photos

The first photo below was my Halloween costume from a couple of years back (no don't steal it you uncreative prick), the second and third photos are of a friend of mine that went as my son (Jesus). It wasn't planned that way, neither of us knew the other was dressing up for the show (local bands), just worked out that way.

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Hack a Diebold

This election day be sure to hack your Diebold machine. After all, if the government is going to rig our elections we should at least try to fight it a little.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

What to doo

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All Hail!

the great garbage truck

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First post... VOTE RON PAUL

That was easy enough. Vote

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