Friday, February 29, 2008

Best Fred Flintstone Impression Ever

Outside a Sack-n-Save

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wake up your water

Yes, even your water, with just one tube, can be turned directly into piss.

I sure as hell know that if my bottled water turned to piss I'd wake up in a hurry.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Flip my switch baby!

Saw it in a catalog about a year ago, just came across the photo again...

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Junker

This car would have made a bad ass ride. Found it on some land by my brother's house some time ago. It has since been removed and probably crushed, idiots.


It is a 1952 Kaiser-Frazer Henry J Vagabond, sexy.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

How to ruin a Lamborghini

Found this outside a mexican restaurant long ago. Someone took the name Diablo a little too literal. This is what happens when idiots get money. I shall call it the "El Diablo Diablo"/



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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Who wants to see mah rocketship?

It's okay that you're jealous...

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Wylie Texas has little to offer

Short of these two beauties sitting outside a body shop. Oh and that Kaiser Frazier Henry J Vagabond I posted about earlier.

One Dodge Challenger R/T 440 Six Pack and One Plymouth Sport Fury 440 Commando V8 - pure sex.


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No idea what it is...

Spotted it outside Barnes and Noble a week ago. Appears to be a kit car. Roofline makes it look very Chrysler-esque or perhaps a Mercury Cougar. Maybe a Caddy.

Anyone know what it is?

UPDATE: Apparently it is an Excalibur. Thanks Alan.


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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

There is no way I am the only one that sees this.

The DFW Metroplex highway system

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Now if you take away all the names spread throughout, I know that I am not the only person that realizes that the DFW Highway system had to have been designed by someone that really, really, needed to compensate.

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You are welcome. For those of you that live in this town, you are probably going to end up like me in the manner of every time you see the traffic report you are going to see a giant cock. More after the jump

Yeah, I know you fuckers are jealous

Portal shirt and Orange Box Soundtrack

Yes, you are allowed to be jealous of me now.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Scientologists are even worse than Christians...

...hard to believe I know, but it's true.

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Autocunnilingus

Yes kitty, please perform oral sex on yourself...

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R34 Skyline

Spotted near my work just a few days ago.

Is a 100% real, right hand drive, R34 Nissan Skyline. Now it was just a GT so that means no all wheel drive, but still not bad. The driver refused to pull into a parking lot (hell he refused to roll down his window) so I could get better pictures. He was driving like a prick and couldn't stay in his own lane anyway.

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Death Proof Hearse

Seen on my way to a friend's house...

It had a few blemishes in the airbrushing, but still not bad. The owner also has a Geo (of unknown model) that is being completely done in a Freddy Krueger theme.


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Invading Your Personal Space